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Category: Writing advice

  • The Top 5 Name Sites for Writers (and Expectant Parents Probably)

    The Top 5 Name Sites for Writers (and Expectant Parents Probably)

    Choosing character names is frustrating. You watch your novel take its first steps full of joy and wonder. Then a nameless character shows up and spoils the fun. You use placeholders. Underscores. Generic names (John. Mary. Joanne, anyone?). But “M____ stabs B____ in the heart and watches his soul slowly drain from his body” doesn’t…

    Elizabeth Burk

    February 17, 2022
    Creative writing, Writing advice
    writingcommunity
  • It’s Not Important: Ignore Plot

    It’s Not Important: Ignore Plot

    Plot doesn’t matter. No, really. It doesn’t. Write mindless stories. Character A gets out of bed and eats breakfast. The end. Boring. Now, the same event, but Character A has an existential crisis after getting out of bed. The fluffy purple rug on the floor reminds them of their grandmother, who’s favorite color was purple.…

    Elizabeth Burk

    April 26, 2021
    Creative writing, Writing advice
    creativewriting, plot
  • The Unfortunate Domestication of Wild Writerdom

    The Unfortunate Domestication of Wild Writerdom

    Prior to domestication, writers command a distinct self with particularities and talents. Somewhere along this blissful path, their souls are squashed by the Inevitable Plague of the Life Crisis. The realization of what one should be dawns.

    Elizabeth Burk

    August 10, 2020
    Creative writing, Writing advice
    museverse, satire, whimsical, writerdom
  • Burnt Out? Four Dark Spells to Restore Creativity

    Burnt Out? Four Dark Spells to Restore Creativity

    If writing was a video game, would creativity be the heart containers? A dark grimoire reveals four spells that restore creativity, but at what cost?

    Elizabeth Burk

    May 27, 2020
    Creative writing, Writing advice
    creativewriting, fanfiction, fantasy, writingcommunity, writingmotivation
  • Dusty Epiphanies From My Living Room Floor

    Dusty Epiphanies From My Living Room Floor

    Lying on the floor wedged between the bend in the couch and the corner of the coffee table, the dry scent of 10,000 dust mites engulfed my senses. Eyes closed, writing close at hand, I was prepared to leap up and pretend to be a normal human the moment a stray roommate passed by. And…

    Elizabeth Burk

    May 6, 2020
    Creative writing, Writing advice
    creativewriting, imagination, writing, writingcommunity
  • Muses and How to Banish Them to the Nether

    Muses and How to Banish Them to the Nether

    In your writing adventures, you will be assailed by uncommon perils. Rain, hailstorms, fire, and—worst of all—muses. These terrifying creatures will strike you dead in the heart on a whim. Such an attack can result in paralysis, head trauma, and a fondness for salamanders. All deadly injuries. You must be prepared. And there is no…

    Elizabeth Burk

    April 29, 2020
    Creative writing, Writing advice
    blogging, creativity, fantasy, imagination, museverse, writers, writersonwordpress, writing, writingcommunity
  • How to Overcome Demon Writing Spawn

    How to Overcome Demon Writing Spawn

    Epiphany strikes. The words fly from your fingers. The process like giving birth to a sweet baby child. You fall in love at once, fancying it has your eyes, cheekbones, and all manner of ridiculousness. Writing babies are notoriously manipulative. Their only goal is to sustain their mediocre life lest they fall into the Deep…

    Elizabeth Burk

    April 15, 2020
    Creative writing, Writing advice
    creativewriting, fantasy, imagination, museverse, writing, writingcommunity
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